Im emily. september 18, 1994. taken<3 Senior in Highschool. just trying to take life one day at a time
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4 months ago via: cigarettesanddiamonds op: moscowisburning
We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)

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9 months ago via: fashionista-in-the-city op: brooksmatic
I was interested in everything and committed to nothing.
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9 months ago via: vi0let-velvet op: vi0let-velvet

h-o-r-n-y-teens:

I want to find a cute boy to smoke weed and cuddle with all day.

9 months ago via: iamthefreshestprince op: silversark

silversark:

Travel-inspired dresses and skirts.  Paris, Venice, and world travel!

10 months ago via: peered op: optim-istic
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